2mrw is a Holiday!!!

2mrw s a holiday yahoo yahoo... just irritated my frnd who moved to mumbai from b'lore... he he ...i love doing it... n what more i'm getting my salary after waiting for 1 1/2 month... so shopping 2mrw s my plan also planning to watch "Jab we Met"... frankly u knw after they split i dont feel like seeing the movie.. they were so nice together.. espec in Karan Johar's - 'Cofee with Karan' show it was nice.. they knew all the minute details of eachother... bad to see them go this way... poor shaid all smpathy for him....hmmn have to see how things are gonna be 2mrw... sunny swthrt s not keeping well again...that s been bothering me a lot... this b'lore weather s bad for people who fall sick coz of cold... it becomes so cold n rains all of a sudden... in any ways diwali s comin up so planning to buy a sari for amma n of course for swty boy... hope these s less traffic 2mrw n i get fair amount of discount on my shopping..

Back with a Bang

Hmmn.. again too many things to do so no time to update my blog... but have made up mind that from this Nov 1rst will definetly make sure i'm on the correct pace again.. after joining Supply Chain Mgt Dept i've been very busy.. trying to strike my balance between work / family... i have started to think that 24 hrs s very less time for a day.. want to have 4 hands... so tht i can do my work more fast... get less time to spend with my son.. :(( guess have to compromise n go on with life...

well u knw wth last 2 days were very tough i'm son's not feeling well.. he s not eating anything prperly this has been worying a little..lets see today he seemed to be alright after giveing medicenes.. praying god tht he has to alrite today...

Super Sunday…

U knw what I just happen to visit a kid store this Sunday to buy some toys n man there are so many tht u cant really think of wht to buy!!.. taught he would play with some soft toys but vn I take him there his eyes where all set on a red car instead..Boys I must say… well was happy in a way tht he will also be a F1 fr eek like me!! So got him a car n went to mall as well but did not really get a lot of varieties to boys dresses ..Its true vn u compare to girls dress collections.. there were so many u could select.. where as the boys section was a little boring…so u knw wht got a excellent pink frock for my son.. want to take a snap of him in gals dress.. ..he he he
Lets see.. bye for now will experiment n let u knw how it was!!
Cya…

Afer a Very Long Long Time...

Hmmn.... after a long long time I guess finnaly I’ve got a chance to upload my blog!!
Cheers to Shruthi...
Well too many things to do n yes have not got enough time too really sit n pen some of my thoughts.. since swty baby s around don’t really feel like doing anything other than playing with him the whole day.. n honestly so much work to do too..n now tht he crawls n can stand up on his knees he will not spare anything at home.. frm calendars to news papers , credit card bills n the list go’s on… wonder how mom would do all the things with so much ease… ok guys time to go think my sunny just got up frm afternoon nap...
Thinking of going out to mall this weekend to buy some nice clothing n cardigan to my swty baby.. it s really becoming very cold in b'lore these days...

cya...

Good one....

Realizing the things,that mean so much.
Like a thought that puts a smile,on your face,
or a simple loving touch.
Life so Great...
The smell of fragrant flowers,
on a breezy Spring day.
The kind words of encouragement,
that are spoken your way.
The sweet sounds of children laughing,
as they play down the hall.
The feeling of accomplishment,
no matter how big or small.
The thought of loved ones,
who have come and gone.
Their pictures and the memories,
that will forever live on.
If we could take time outand focus less,
on our busy world.
We would realize it's the little things,
that really make life so great.

Food 4 thaught...

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)
2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during aplane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (verygood thinking)
3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs justsitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)
6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)
9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight Iwill stayand watch)
10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?(No comments)
11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)
12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot?(can somebody help )
13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strangeisn't it)
15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned onyour radio would you be ! Able to hear it?(got to think scientifically)
16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn yourheadlights on, what happens?
17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130when you legally can't go that fast on anyroad?
19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

Twenty Dollars

Twenty Dollars
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill.
In the room of 200, he asked. "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up. He said,
"I am going to give this $20 to one of you -
but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked.
"Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air.

"Well," he replied, "what if I do this?" He dropped it on the ground
and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money,
you still wanted it because
it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled,
and ground into the dirt by the decisions
we make and the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless;
but no matter what happened
or what will happen,
you will never lose your value.

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless to those who love you.
The worth of our lives comes,
not in what we do or who we know,
but by ...WHO WE ARE.

You are special - don't ever forget it."

hey hi... was cudnot update my blog for many many days..anyways got a good info thaught i would share it wth u all...

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Impact on Change of a Job

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the
shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed,
lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,
went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters
from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab,
then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!
" The passenger apologized and said,
"I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much.
The driver replied,
"Sorry, it's not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver -
I've been driving a van carrying
dead bodies for the last 25 years."

Must Read

An old man, staying in a small south Indian town
came to visit his son in Bombay recently.
The son in his early thirties is a successful
businessman living with his wife and son.
The father, having spent most of his life
at his birthplace, hardlyunderstands a
splatter of Hindi or English, forget Marathi.
But hedoesn't care. 'I have come here to spend
a few days with my son and his family.
I don't have to go out and
socialize with the city people,' he said.
But the son is very excited about
his father's rare visit to Bombay.
He wants to make the best of it.
He and his wife want to
show him around the city.
And yes, the son enjoys those evening hours too,
when he and his father go out
and sitin a good bar, sipping
their favourite drink.
Face off
Last week he was in a very good mood.
'Let's go to a five star hotel's bar tonight,' he told his father.
It was a beautiful evening.Talking about everything!
under the sun they had a few drinks.
As usual they were offered some salad,
peanuts, wafers etc .as accompaniments with their drinks.
The old man being almost toothless was not much
interested in eating. But that day when they got up to leave,
he simply took a handful of chana (roasted grams)
and stuffed it in the fold of his dhoti.
He might have thought about
munching on them, sitting in the car, or whatever.
Unfortunately while walking in the lobby,
he missed a step and stumbled.
Down he went, scattering the chana on the plush carpet.
No problem .Now try to visualize that scenario.
Someone else in his son's place would have been
mortified, embarrassed to death. He might
have cursed not his father but his own s
elf for causing this awkward situation.
'Never again will I take my old
man to such hotels',
he would have vowed.
No sir, not this son. Gently, with a smile,
he helped his father get back on his feet. Instead !
of feeling irritated or angry, he was amused.
He found the whole incident very funny.
Laughing, they both went home and on
the way they decided to return to the
same place the following Sunday.
The old man liked the place.
Liked the chana too.
A son rises A few days back, at a friend's place
they both described this event
and made everybody laugh.
Weren't you embarrassed? Somebody asked the son.
'Oh, come on now' replied the son.
'He is my father. He talks in his native language,
prefers to wear a dhoti even to a posh city hotel, takes chana from
the bar to eat later, does whatever he feels like....
So what? Why should I feel embarrassed with
his nature and habits? Nobody has a
right to stop him from doing whatever
he feels comfortable with, as
long as it is not harmful to others.'
The son doesn't care what the staff
in the hotel thought about that incident.
He says 'they should be concerned
only with their bills an! d tips.
I am concerned about my father's happiness.'
The wife too totally agrees with the husband on this issue.
She feels there are enough other
qualities in her father- in- law to feel proud of.
Accept them .The above incident is not mentioned just to show the love
and devotion of a son for his father. More than love it is a matter of
understanding and a healthy respect for the other person's lifestyle.
A seventy plus old man doesn't want to change his lifestyle now. He
likes the way he eats or dresses or talks. In his eyes there is
nothing wrong with the old ways of living. And the son says, ok, fine.
Every body has a right to live as per his wish. Now at his age, why
should he be forced to learn to eat with a fork and knife, if he
doesn't want to? I will feel bad if he is doing something morally
wrong or indulging in some harmful activities. But otherwise it is
fine. I am not going to try to change him at this stage. He is my
f! ather. I love him, respect him.
Hey folks, can you think this way?
So many times we see people getting embarrassed by the so called
unsophisticated behaviour of their family members. They keep on
apologizing about their lack of class and manners or about their
drawbacks to outsiders. My wife can't speak proper English; she
doesn't know what's happening in the world, so I avoid taking her out
or introducing her to my friends and business associates...
My parents can't eat with a spoon and fork, so I don't take them to
restaurants.... My husband is working as an ordinary clerk, so I feel
awkward when I introduce him to my rich friends. My brother is
mentally challenged, so I don't feel like going out with him...
Are you plagued with such thoughts or do you meet such people who think
alike?
If you do, please ask yourself. Why do others or I feel this way?
Really what is there to feel ashamed of? Most of the people alwayshave this fear of other peoples' opinions and comments. What would
others say?
They think and try to alter their own way of living.
Sometimes unnecessarily. What is worse is they try to change their own
people too. And when they can't, they are ashamed, angry. And
apologetic to outsiders.
In fact, these are the people who have no respect for others and no
confidence in oneself. They try to copy others, try to be what they
are not, and constantly ask for outsiders' approval for their
behaviour. They don't care about the feelings of their family members
when they avoid or belittle them.
They don't think how happy his or her family member would feel if
he/she gets an opportunity to go to some swanky restaurant or a fun-
filled party. Your wife, mother, father, little sister, and old
aunt...all those people depending on you for their happiness. If you
don't fulfill their desires, who will?
They are what they are. We! are what we are. We don't have to change
ourselves to please strangers. And if you do, you are in for life long
misery.
In that case you would never dare taking your dhoti clad relative to a
five star hotel. And your father would never sit amongst your friends
and laugh his heart out over some funny incident.
An Excellent Moral

Moral - Good One...

An old man lived alone in Baramati.
He wanted to spade his potato garden,
but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him,
was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like
I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.
I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother
always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles
would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me,
if you weren't in prison.
Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
"For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!!
That's where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m.
the next morning, a dozen CBI agents and local
police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden
without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote a
nother note to his son telling him what happened,
and asked him what to do next.
His son's reply was:
"Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.
It's the best I could do for you from here."

Moral: No Matter Where You Are In The World,
If You Have Decided To Do Something Deep
From Your Heart You Can Do It.
It Is The Thought That Matters Not
Where You Are Or Where The Person Is.

Cherish Every Moment Of Your Life

I've been sitting around this life for years,
Not enough laughs and too many tears.
Trying to figure out where it all went,
These wasted years that I have spent.
Searching for something to go beyond,
Life's a stone skipping across a pond.
At the last skip, it hits with a splash,
Down the stone sinks, gone in a flash.
Pushing and pulling, it's tearing apart,
Poking and prodding an underused heart.
This dark velvet curtain that hides my soul,
Living this life has taken it's toll.
In a flash of bright light, the curtain is torn,
Tumbling down all tattered and worn.
Revealing new life, a child within,
Born free of hate, of suffering and sin.
Now my eyes see what has never been told,
Striving forth happy, confident and bold.
Into a world that's unfamiliar but friendly,
Into this new life my spirit will send me.
Living and laughing, loving it all,
I stood myself up and answered the call.
The darkness has gone, replaced by the light,
I gave up the darkness with hardly a fight.
I've been sitting around this life for years,
With laughter aplenty and hardly a tear.
Now I can see just where it all went,
Cherish every moment of this new life I've spent.

Effective Communication

Jack and Max are walking from religious service.
Jack wonders whether it would be
all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks,
"Priest, may I smoke while I pray?"
But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not.
That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and
tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised.
You asked the wrong question.
Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks,
"Priest, may I pray while I smoke?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies,
"By all means, my son.

Moral: The reply you get depends
on the question you ask.
For Example: Can I work on this
project while I'm on leave?

Internationally acclaimed BEST JOKE!

This particular joke won an award for the best joke
in a competition organized in Britain and this joke
was sent by an Indian Engineer......

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later,
the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?"

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"


The MBA ponders for a minute:


"Astronomically speaking, it tells
me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"
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.
.
.
.
The Engineer friend is silent for a
moment, and then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

Happy Dad

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was
watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom,
the bride kissed her
father and placed something in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given tothe father by bride.
The father could feel the suspense in
the air and all eyes were on him
to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced
"Ladies and Gentlemen today
is the luckiest day of my life."
Then he raises his hands with
what his daughter gave him and continued,
"My daughter
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.
.
.
.
.
finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest
started laughing except the poor groom.

Enjoy..

Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
Tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....
Hye La, Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko...................
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khud-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!
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Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
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Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main,lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi
Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge!!!!:?
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Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahlon mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo. kunware hum bhi nahi.
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be-sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intezaar,
phir-takrar,phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur
devdas at beer bar!

He He....

Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Santa Singh are
standing when a Britishercomes and asks
"Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?
"Hindu: "Lotus"
Britisher: "Ha I clean my shit with that!
"Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being
our national flower.
Muslim: "Chameli"
Britisher: "Ha I clean my shit with that!
"Muslim also surprised and angry.
Britisher: "sardarji, what is your favorite flower?
"Patriotic Santa: "CACTUS!
ab kar le saaf!

Mathematician's Maths

Long ago, a clever mathematician used to cheat people.
Once he borrowed Rs.4000/- from a rich man.
After a few days, he borrowed Rs.2000/-
from the same man.
Many days passed, the mathematician did not
return themoney to the rich man.
The rich man went to the mathematician
and asked to return the money.
But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied t
hat there is no need to pay the debt.
"See here, friend" said the mathematician
" the sum of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero,
so I do not have any balance to pay".
The rich man took the matter to the court.
When the judge came to know this, he was astonished.
He asked the mathematician to prove
that sum of 4000 and 2000 is zero, and not 6000.
The Clever mathematician agreed. He said:
let a = 4000, b = 2000 and c = 6000
a + b = c
Multiply both sides by a + b
(a + b) (a + b) = c (a + b)
a X a + ab + ba + b X b = ca + cb
a X a + ab - ca = cb - b X b - ba
a( a + b -c) = -b(a + b - c)
so a = - b
so a + b = 0
Hence by putting the values of "a" and "b"
as 4000 and2000 respectively,
their sum is zero, so themathematician
saw no need to pay any money to the richman.
The above calculation has
no doubt surprised you as it did the judge.