Nice Conversation :

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
"HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.
"WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?
"HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.
"WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?
"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.
"WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?
"HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?
"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?
"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new.
"WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?
"HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do.
"WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?
"HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed.
"WIFE: - - - - silence - - -
- HUSBAND: "Sh*t