The Doctor !

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better," the old man replied.
"I'vegot an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant
& delivered a child.
What is your opinion about that,Doc?"
the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment,then said,
"Well, letme tell you a story.
I know a guy who is an hunter.
Henever misses a season for hunting.
But,one day he's ina bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So
he's walking in the woods near a creek,and suddenly he
spots a lion in some brush in front of him. He raises
up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes
the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."
"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief.
Someone else must have shot that lion."
"Exactly"... Said the Doc.